Dear Friend! … (somebody get that bum outta here…)

So (now) we live politically. Who ordained that? Who gave the first insincere hug? (or was it a kiss?) Which person first lied “Excellent” (and to whom?) – when what was seen was plainly not (or OgdenNash-ly -Un)? Who knew that we would pay dear (dearly dear) (dear dear!) for it all? Who (stupid) transmuted … More Dear Friend! … (somebody get that bum outta here…)